Fics like all hail the algorithm

Joe signs up for a website that will match him to his perfect spouse. He's tired of being the only single person in his circle of friends, and tired of his disastrous dating life. Too bad that the apparently perfect algorithm screws up and sends him a Catholic priest instead. Don't they think being gay is a sin? Nicky signs up for a website that will match him to his perfect spouse. Since leaving the church he's been terribly lonely, and uses the website as a last resort. The algorithm matches him with the man of his dreams, but when he arrives on Joe's doorstep it becomes apparent that Joe doesn't want him. Nicky understands, however. Why would a man so perfect as Joe want someone like him? (Posting from The Old Guard Kinkmeme.)

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