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“I’ve had to be very discreet.” Nandor’s lip curls. “The last time Colin Robinson caught me researching, Guillermo had to drag my unconscious body to my room before the sun came up. And that was just the time I wanted to read about alpacas.” In which internet research pays off, communication is accomplished, fantasies are realized, Dutch ancestors kill the mood, and Guillermo is a metaphorical frog.

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