Fics like Moonfish

“One of these blokes yelled a moonfish at me, I think at least. Maybe like, Moron bitch? Eh, they’ve got accents.” “Everyone has accents,” Tom countered, already typing away. “Even you, you’ve got like, six fake accents.” “Tha’s Irish yer prick,” Alex cackled half the world away. “Anyways, ya’ find anything?” “Hold your suspenders, I’m looking.” “Can’t hold my suspenders, I’m holdin’ you, love.” “Oh wow, totally swooning over here,” Tom said, “looks like moonfish is just a funny word for a sunfish. You know, big slow and dumb?” “They called me a sunfish?” Alex asked. He paused, processing a few seconds before he said, “they’ve gone too far now.”

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