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Yassen lives! Alex calls SCORPIA for help with Yassen’s phone. Alex swears up and down that he hadn’t meant to steal Air Force One. People are utterly terrified of anyone who can tell Yassen to “shut the fuck up” and live. Brendan Chase is totally here for Yassen’s disaster adoption. Who the hell knows with those two?

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