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He said, “aren’t Tuques only Canadian hats?” His enemy, maybe in his twenties, shrugged and looked at his hat with open misery. “Yeah but puns are really important to me in crisis situations.” Hunter almost paused, “...puns?” “Wool, that was anticlimatic.” Hunter put the gun on the nearest table, deciding not to use it as a throwable weapon. “Jesus.” The other scoffed, looking visibly upset. “Oi! Fuck ewe.” Okay, this kid had to die.

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