Fics like Lost in Transit

"Alex, who keeps sending you all this shite?" “Oh, well, it’s a weird story,” Alex said, apologizing in advance, “so I have...well. I have this...not quite an uncle, and not like a godfather since Ian was angry at that, but in a weird standoff way. But he lives in Australia, and we both know Ian wouldn’t go anywhere near someone he hated, but I’ve been to all the cities so only the Outback is left.” “But you said he isn’t an uncle-.” "He isn't! Okay so, ignore the bastard in the actual Outback. I have this other one, and apparently he has a bigger grudge match with my not-godfather out in the Outback, so to piss off that bloke more, I call the other one Outback-Uncle.” “I would die for Outback-Uncle,” Tom said.

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