Fics like Jaskier and the Elixir of Life

Geralt and Jaskier have been fucking for years, and in a relationship for less years, in love for a few less than that. And when Jaskier points out they've known each other for twenty years, Geralt wonders why Jaskier hasn't aged that much. They learn that sex with a witcher is keeping Jaskier ageless. Geralt is worried though, that maybe he isn't quite enough, to keep Jaskier from aging. He hesitantly suggests that Jaskier maybe winter at Kaer Morhen so that all the witchers can love up and worship him, just to insure his agelessness. Jaskier figures that he can nobly bear up, and endure the suffering of having really gorgeous and powerful men spending five months dedicated to fucking him to near immortality. Just enough plot to make all the sex extra fun. On indefinite hiatus but being it was mostly porn, the lack of a proper ending doesn't really hurt this.

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