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Aiden stared at him. “…you stole my knife.” “Let go of me, Witcher,” Julian growled, clenching the knife tighter in his hands. “How the fuck did you steal my knife?!” Or: Aiden gets a contract to ‘escort an unwilling noble’ (read: kidnap and smuggle) to Cidaris. It may just be the worst contract he’s ever taken.

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