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His- his pants? Jaskier hadn’t even struck his assailant, he’d just gotten his clothing? “You smelled him the same as I did, he was terrified. I can’t blame him either,” the other one, Geralt, commented. “I can. I can and I will. I’ll blame every fucking noble if they’ve so much as fucking touched Eskel.” Is a kidnapping a kidnapping if it’s getting an Omega away from shity parents and an arranged marriage? I mean, obviously it is, and they deal with it, but this whole thing is self indulgent, so feel free to join the ride :)

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