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"When he kisses Nureyev, he tastes like blood and alcohol. On second thought, that’s probably Juno’s fault. As Nureyev pulls away, his eyes are half-shut and his lipstick smudged. “You’re a natural, Juno,” he murmurs, like they haven’t played this record before. Like they’ve only ever kissed the once, and Juno can’t stand to remember how it felt to be alone in his apartment after that kiss so he pulls Nureyev down into another embrace. After all, if the two of them going to convince this tracker that they’re in love, they’re going to need to practice." The post-The Final Resting Place Jupeter fake dating au you all knew you needed. Ft. kissing, embarrassing amounts of feelings, and our heroes pretending that they don't have all those embarrassing feelings.

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