Fics like they call him one mall steel

The answer to the eternal question: okay, but what if there was a Paul Blart Mall Cop AU for the Juniverse. Featuring a frankly irresponsible condensation of the timeline, Juno Steel as a cranky mall cop, and the knowledge that nothing good ever happens in the food court bathrooms. Oh, and Peter, who is far too comfortable in Claire's to be up to any good.

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