Fics like terrible funerals started as an early tradition

It’s a bad day when you have to bury your best friend. It’s much worse than that when your best friend is helping you bury his body in secret, in an abandoned mall, in the middle of the night. It becomes genuinely awful when the best friend helping is a fucked up copy of the best friend you’re burying.

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