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"Hey, you’re non-observational, right?" John said. "What?" Dave said. "You’re not ‘orthodox’ or whatever this other bullshit is, right? What the hell does ‘conservative’ mean, anyway? Isn’t that a political thing?" Dave closed his eyes, opened them, and said, “Why are you asking me that, John?”

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