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Buck points at the screen with his twizzler as Ripley leans back in her seat, running a hand through her hair. “I’d bottom for her.” Eddie closes his eyes with a dramatically exasperated sigh and shakes his head. “Jesus christ, Buck.” “What, you wouldn’t sleep with her?” “I’m gay.” “That hasn’t stopped you before.” Eddie hits him upside the head. “Hey!” Buck exclaims, elbowing Eddie in the stomach as payback. “You can’t hit me, I’m p—” he cuts himself off abruptly, mouth clamping shut. This cannot be the way he tells Eddie that he’s pregnant. “You’re what?” “Hmm? Nothing. Giving me another twizzler,” he says, very smoothly, not suspicious in the slightest. or, Buck learns he's pregnant just before watching Alien for the first time

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