Fics like Lazy

----- A shoulder injury sees Ilya retire two years before his husband. Too much time on his hands means Ilya falls down the well-trodden path of too much childhood trauma leading to a lot of therapy leading to becoming a stand-up comedian. ----- LAZY • 1 hour of comedy by Ilya ROZANOV ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Highly entertaining.’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Very funny, surprisingly insightful.’ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ - ‘Queer, loud and very, very funny.’ ⭐️ - ‘Technically competent show but extremely arrogant and somewhat debauched.’ ----- That leads to both another round of laughter and a cheer. On stage, Ilya grins. “Yes, but I knew even then that staying in Russia was maybe a very bad idea. Because queer and Russian is recipe for very traditional Russian tragedy, yes? Which, generally speaking, are not good.” Ilya holds up a hand, counting on his fingers. “Napoleonic Wars, Stalingrad, Chernobyl, getting caught sucking cock with your Coach’s son. All of these would be bad, no? Very high body counts, probably.” There’s a lot of laughter now. In the front row, Svetlana wipes at her eyes, shoulders shaking.

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