Fics like Not A Fan

@SophiaSkatesBoston: I bought a FanMail from Ilya Rozanov for a laugh, thinking it must be an admin error to even have him listed but... [Video clip begins] Ilya Rozanov stands against a bare white wall, wearing athletic shorts and a tank top. “Sophia,” he says, faux serious, “thank you for requesting a birthday video. As you can see, I am taking this all very seriously. I have good neutral background, very plain, very boring. Very professional. Does not contain anything that would make the commissioner very angry. Is just a blank wall, I have checked. Because I consider the set up of my shots. I would hate to send happy birthday video with very big, very distracting secret in the background. Would be very unprofessional, very...” [Tap to keep watching] @CentaursCentral: Oh my God, he did not! I laughed so hard at this I think I pulled something. @NHL_OffTheRink: If you do one thing on hockey twitter today, let it be watching this video. @OttawaAlways: Ok but has Hayden Pike seen this yet? Does he know?

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