Fics like a man and his dog (and husband)

[Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov sit in director's chairs in the Ottawa Centaurs locker room. Across from them in similar style chairs sits Zane Boodram, Wyatt Hayes, Luca Haas and Troy Barrett. There's a white board behind them that reads 'Shane or Anya' in bold block letters. Generic game show music plays in the background.] Ilya: Hi, I'm Ilya Rozanov. Shane: And I'm Shane Hollander. Ilya: And why are we here today, Shane? Shane: Because Harris is really quick to bring up our contractual obligation? Ilya: And? [Ilya gestures to their four teammates and the board behind them.] Shane: Oh, uh, I guess we're here to play a game or whatever. Ilya: Which game is that? Shane: You could just tell them, you know. Ilya: Yes, but that wouldn't annoy you. Shane: Our friends are here to guess whether a disgustingly sweet statement you made is about me or our dog. [An image of Anya, a medium sized brown and white dog wearing a strawberry patterned dog coat with bright pink dog boots on her feet flashes on the screen.] Ilya: And will this be an easy game, Shane? Shane: You'd think so, but no. No, I don't think it will be.

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