Fics like you weren't there and they didn't care

"Because while you were off playing multidimensional babysitter, I was about ten minutes away from kidnapping a local psychic and forcing them to scan the continent for your brainwaves. I almost set fire to a SHIELD safehouse, Petey. I was losing my mind." A tiny, wet laugh escapes Peter—the first real sound of humor Wade has heard from him since he tumbled through the window. "Of course you were." "I'm serious! Ask Dopinder, I made him drive me around for twelve hours straight while I yelled your name out the window."

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