Fics like Money buys everything (even a pair of worn shorts)

Erling’s hands were sweating like never before; not even when he played against England in the World Cup had he been so nervous. The reason was nothing more and nothing less than taking part in an auction, but not just any auction… ‘Erling Haaland and his strange obsession with the smell of sweat’ Each news story was worse than the last. Or: Erling takes part in a rather unusual auction and manages to win the jackpot (I’m not talking about the auction)

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