Fics like Couples Counselling

“You know,” Pantalone muses, smoothing a palm over the leather armrest. “The Mayor may have managed something remarkable here after all.” Zandik hardly bats an eye at the non-sequitur. “Praising the Rooster? My, you’re full of surprises today.” “Oh, you don’t even know the half of it.” The smile that teases Pantalone’s lips is slow and serpentine. “But credit where credit is due. It appears Pulcinella has managed to disguise a confessional as an occupational benefit.” Pantalone and Zandik make thorough use of the Fatui’s newest amenities. They both get a little more than they bargained for in the exchange. Or: an ode to the Scarlet Proof artifact set.

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