Fics like THE FATE OF OPHELIA or: Ilya Rozanov Has A Completely Normal Reaction To Shane Hollander In Pearls

Shane Hollander goes to a Halloween party dressed as Ophelia from Taylor Swift’s “The Fate of Ophelia” music video. Ilya Rozanov, who is definitely not in love with him, reacts normally. He reacts so normally, in fact, that by the end of the night Shane is soaking wet in a decorative fountain, twenty hockey players have witnessed what may or may not have been a public declaration of love, and Hayden Pike possesses video evidence. Or: Shane wears pearls. Ilya discovers several things about himself against his will. I especially stand by “Perhaps the Male Equivalent Is Also Just a Pearl Necklace” as important scholarly commentary. Dedicated to the 5.5K commenters under that thread post.

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