Fics like New Achievement! Till Death Do Us Part

Congratulations, Crawler! Most people wait until after surviving the apocalypse to make life-altering commitments. You, however, saw the end of your relationship, the end of civilization, and your rapidly dwindling future, and thought, "You know what would really improve this situation? A legally binding rebound!" Thanks to several thousand years of bureaucratic drift, your Guide isn't just your way down to the next floor anymore. He's now part of the longest escort quest of your life. Keep him alive for all eighteen floors of your little reclamation adventure and then you still have to deal with the consequences of this moment for the rest of your life. Or his. Whichever ends first. No pressure! Reward: Love is its own reward. Actually, that's a lie. Here's a Platinum Marriage Box. Contains one random item suitable for either spouse. We don't judge.

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