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Item: Chest Compressor of the Fondling Father An elastic and nylon tunic which (unlike its death trap predecessors) has a one-way pocket dimension entry between the lower band and shoulder straps, ensuring any body part placed within is safe in the void for any duration of time. You can be a stealth-maxxing passoid for far longer than 8 hours with no rib bruising—just watch out for any interdimensional hitchhikers, wink wink. This bad boy was plagiarized so blatantly from Tumblr that it may as well have been stolen from the president! Which it was, kind of. Specifically the third one. Hope you like Vocaloid, you weeaboo shit. > Adds +2 to Constitution > Will always be partly visible from the neckline of any shirt-class item. > Adds +3 to Charisma, unless whoever you are speaking to recognizes it, in which case it is -1. > Warning! This item contains an entrance to a pocket dimension. Usual rules apply. > This is a unique item! It cannot be sold or traded. - Alternatively: an additional parallel exists between Carl and the System AI. It takes a while for both of them to navigate this fully.

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