Fics like The Healy Objective

Holland March has been conned into hosting the end-of-year party for Holly’s eighth grade class. And yeah, he doesn’t want to do it, and the other parents won’t leave him alone, and there are too many people in his fucking yard. But a certain conversation with another parent sparks a plan in March’s mind, so really, it’s not all bad. Because now he has a new objective, which he will achieve by any means necessary: Get pregnant by one Jackson Healy. (In other words: March wants Healy to knock him up so bad, even though it’s physically impossible, and they have insane sex about it.)

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