Fics like laundry and taxes

"We should get married." This is how Red dies; mouth full of chewed-up pizza crusts on a Tuesday afternoon, during their government-mandated thirty-minute lunch at their unpaid internship. Red, at least, has the decency to swallow first. "Yes." Which comes out just a touch too quick, reel it back the fuck in. "I mean, why?" The practical benefits of a young marriage, discussed in the aforementioned government-mandated thirty-minutes.

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