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"Like what?" asks Red, unable to suppress the apparent obvious smile in their voice. Obvious, because Red is so painfully obvious. Purple thinks about punching them in the face with the fervor of a raging boar. "This is exactly what I was talking about," groans Purple, throwing their hands above their head and letting them rest there. "You're shameless, you're frustrating, you never listen to me—I can't believe I used to have a crush on you." Purple spits out this information like it tastes impossible and disgusting, and Red is more than happy to be the one the contempt lands on. They turn to Purple abruptly, starstruck and enthralled and bursting with a crawling warmth in the chest area—"You what?!"

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