Fics like The World's Finest Idiots

Bruce Wayne—Gotham's airheaded, billionaire playboy. Batman—Gotham's heroic, brooding genius. No matter the part he played, he was unfazed. Untouchable. Unstoppable. But he was only human, after all. For years, he's pined for two men: Clark Kent and Superman. For years, he's believed they were two separate issues. Until one fateful Justice League meeting, Nightwing discovers his father's workplace crush and Justice League co-worker are the same person. Unfortunately for The Dark Knight, Dick Grayson and Jason Todd are the ones delivering the news. At least, now he had one (extremely embarrassing) problem instead of two... right? aka Nightwing tugged at his suit, attempting to smooth down the awkward creases and folds on the spandex. He had thrown it on in haste because, unbeknownst to Dick, he had a Justice League meeting to attend. “Go.” said Bruce, deadpan. “Why me?” argued Dick, standing there in the middle of the Bat Cave, clutching Zitka to his chest. He was about to have the most epic movie marathon of his life, when a bandaged, tired Dad had called him down.

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