Fics like I'm a Lot Like You, So Please, Hello

You're a nerd. You're into really cool niche stuff, because you're cool, not a loser. Not a loser, right? Not like those eltingville club freaks. Not like that asshole Bill Dickey. Yeah, the difference between you and them is that people actually like you. Right? Still, it would be nice to have anyone else in town who's into the same stuff as you that you could nerd out with. Too bad that won't happen, because you're sure as hell not gonna get accepted into the eltingville goon club, as you call it. You wouldn't wanna BE accepted by those losers, either. ESPECIALLY not Bill Dickey...

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