Fics like A cup of sugar and several million dollars worth of research equipment

“Oh, great idea-how pray tell- do you propose I make this unwelcome announcement to Vox? Hmmm? What, now you are out of ideas? Shall I just pop into Vox’s office and say, ‘Old pal, forgive me for dropping in so unannounced after thirty years, however it is urgent and I am here on the behest of the princess. She is wondering, would you mind lending us cup of sugar and several million dollars with of your highly sensitive research equipment? Of course I doubt that they would know what to do with the research equipment so your experience and time would be implied, lest they blow up the city by mistake. If you will pop by the hotel at your earliest convenience so that you can assist Baxter and Husk with very important research to help us find missing sinners who have been kidnapped that would be just swell! And on this topic, I have been recently informed that your paramour is a clone-and I thought you might want to know! Crazy story right? But don’t worry, he’s in good company…presumably he is with the king of hell and some of the most powerful overlords in the pride ring!”

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