Fics like Check-Up, Check-Out

“Little birdie told me somethin’ after you discharged me this morning,” Trapper said over the rim of his martini glass. "Someone ain’t had his check-up yet.” The knot of muscle pulling everything below Hawkeye’s belt taut yanked even tauter. Trapper knew why it was that he hadn’t had his check-up yet, and Hawkeye knew that Trapper knew that he knew that Trapper knew that. There were certain kinds of sex he could only get from Trapper. Certain kinds of sex that were eerily similar in Hawkeye’s depraved and desperate mind to a certain stage of a certain medical once-over. Certain kinds of sex that Trapper had snuck out of being on Frank’s receiving end of by having that little ulcer and distracting everyone who wanted to from giving him a prostate exam. Nearly a month had gone by since Trapper was laid up for his ulcer. Hawkeye was getting desperate.

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