Fics like ain't it just like you to kiss me & then hit the road

“You said you weren’t here to save your marriage, so what are you here for?” Hawkeye asks. “Alright, Hawk, you got me. I’m here to seduce you,” BJ says, very earnestly. Hawkeye blinks at him. BJ blinks back. “Well, BJ, I have to say, you’ve been doing admirably well,” Hawkeye says with as much aplomb as he can muster. “However, I also have to say that I think you’re having a nervous breakdown, and that’s kind of a turn-off for me.” * In which BJ gets a divorce, and in an act of true and noble self-sacrifice, Hawkeye invites him to Maine to help save his dying marriage.

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