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"Hey Boostie," Ted exclaimed from where he was grabbing a snack from the cupboards. "Why not just get him a gag gift? He'd probably expect that from you." "Yes!" Michael snapped his fingers. "Yeah! I'll like, get him a glitter bomb or an alien dildo or something." That perked Bruce's ears up, as he turned to face Booster. "A gag gift?" The gold endowed "hero" smiled in a very unheroic way, Bruce could practically hear Ted shiver behind him. "Oh. Buddy. Gag gifts are the best! You never got one?" "I prefer all my gifts to be thought out and put with care, not something silly that isn't useful or means nothing to me." "But it does mean something! Best friendship!" That last part he said while gripping Batman's shoulder, looking at the wall like there was some fake audience. As if—what like he's in some weird fanfiction or TV show? ___ Aka, Bruce gets Clark a dog collar as a gag gift for his birthday. Everyone is happy with this. Especially Clark.

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