Fics like smokin' in the boys' room

Bruce Wayne -- billionaire playboy, owner of, at most, three brain cells -- beaten up at his own charity gala. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises out of nepotism and dumb luck, whose business wasn’t touched by corruption purely because of incompetence -- Bruce Wayne, airheaded and still generous, still kind, bloody in a stall and trying to hide it. His hand clenched on the stall door, crumpling it between his fingers. His eyes weren’t burning yet, but barely. “Who did this to you?”

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