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Henry kept his eyes firmly on the road. “Blonde.” Hans’ grin sharpened. “Blonde,” he repeated, writing it down. “…Thin,” Henry added, clearly wishing he hadn’t started, “Well… more muscular than thin.” “Are you looking for a wife or a shire horse?” “…Small…” Henry made an awkward, vague gesture at where a woman’s breasts would be. Hans snorted. “Noted.” Henry exhaled sharply through his nose. “Long legs. Usually.” Hans finished scribbling, then leaned back in his saddle, looking entirely too pleased with himself. “Well. That’s more like it.”

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