Fics like carrot blocker (formerly, sweet potato)

“He’s a carrot blocker!” “You’re getting creative with these curse word substitutes,” Seonghwa muses. “Yes, and I would love to plant more seeds in the garden.” Hongjoong gives Seonghwa’s stomach a pointed look and the omega’s cheeks flush at the implication. “This potato needs to understand that he’s already grown and popped out of the garden. He needs to make room for the other seeds!” -- Five times Hongjoong and Seonghwa couldn't get any privacy because of their sweet potato, and the one time they finally planted another seed in the garden.

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