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“But I’m gay,” Dennis repeated, his brows furrowing in confusion. “How the fuck would I be the father if I only sleep with guys?” Trinity shrugged back cluelessly. “Are you sure you haven’t had sex with a woman? Gotten really drunk and forgot that you were gay?” “Ew, no,” Dennis screwed his face up, shaking his head vehemently. “Your bits freak me out.” “My bits?” Trinity barked, having to tamp down her laughter at Dennis’ pointed look, trying not to wake the sleeping bundle in between them. “Don’t be misogynistic, Huckleberry.” “Don’t pull the woman card on me,” Dennis rolled his eyes, whining immaturely. “You’re the one to call our perfectly normal private parts ‘bits',” Trinity grumbled. “Hey, I don’t make a fuss when you call my bits naked molerat looking,” he huffed back. “Because it’s an objective observation,” she argued. ______ OR: the accidental baby acquistion fic that no one asked for for shits and gigs with a sprinkle of hucklerobby at the end bc whats a pitt fic without its toxic age gap yaoi?

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