Fics like these are panic punches, but your arms have grown

He was freaking out. “Matt, listen.” Matt was drinking water straight from the kitchen faucet in his underwear and an open flannel shirt, not listening. He was barely awake. “Matt!” “What?” He turned around. “I need you on the best behavior of your life today.” --- Jay is twenty-six years old and attending his grandma’s funeral. An extraordinarily unfunny story with hand stuff at the end.

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