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Oota Kasuga thought all of those reincarnators working on demon time to 'fix' everything in their new fictional universe before everything went to shit were dumb as hell, actually. Oota Kasuga was not born to fix shit. Oota Kasuga was born to be a hot girl, even after transitioning to being a boy, and he was born to be white girl wasted in the club. He was born to get good dick, wake up plastered in glitter, and have his ass hanging out of hot pants. Just a little cheeky cheek, you know? So, imagine his displeasure when, in his drunken pursuit of good dick, he somehow managed the unbelievable: getting knocked up, while on testosterone, while ovulating with two separate eggs, while managing to land not one, but two of the worst possible options for a baby daddy on the goddamn planet. No one told him the devil dick of Satoru Gojo and the even more diabolical dick of Suguru Geto were also incredibly virile. It wasn't even a threesome. There were a whole two clubs between the Satoru shot and the Suguru shot. He's mad. He's fleeing the country until they kill each other. He will never be stressed over a man. God forbid. Absolutely not. His skin is too good for this.

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