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Eito Ryomen thought he was actually pretty damn great. Like, given all of the other extenuating circumstances, he should have turned out very much not great, but he's funny. He's sexy. He was, once upon a time, a delight to have in class. Sure, he smokes a bit too much. He drinks. He might as well have a neon sign over his head blaring YOU CANNOT FIX ME!!! But, the point is, he is an acquired taste, but that doesn't mean he's a bad one! It's all a matter of opinion! Opinion! God disagrees. God is a massive cunt and a sore loser that can't get over being beaten in a couple back to back rounds of cards. And a couple rounds of mahjong. And some games of dice. God has now given him a divine mandate. If you think you're so clever, prove it. Reverse abort your deadbeat dad. Honestly. Isn't that just murder? Ugh. Who wants to trounce all over Japan collecting a bunch of shriveled up fingers? Disgusting. Fine. He'll do it. But he'll be a massive bitch about it. Surely this won't turn into a road trip of disastrous consequences with the worst people in the world stacked in a car together. Surely, for once, his luck will hold out, and no one will be the wiser. Surely.

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