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“What if they don’t like me?” Phainon asked, self-consciously touching his horns. “What if they find me too big or boring to be around?” “I’m sure they won’t be able to resist,” the farmer assured him. The cows were waiting in the back paddock, trying to act nonchalant. Phainon went still the moment he saw them. Wow. His mouth moved without making a sound. His eyes became wide and unblinking, as if he was afraid blinking would lessen the amount of time he could stare at them. one bullnon × five cowdeis. can bullnon handle all that?

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