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"I did not," Mydei said firmly. "Sleep with this … Phainon Khaslana." The sudden sound of a notification rang from his phone. Mydei pulled it out, swiping up, only to pause. Big Dick from ENG • now hey! mydei, right? this is phainon, from the frat party? sorry, i know it might seem weird to text you all out of the blue, but I had a lot of fun last night! i was wondering, maybe we could meet up? Mydei stared. Really, all he did was stare. "Oh god," he said. "Oh god, Cipher, fuck, I may have slept with Phainon Khaslana." Or, Mydei tries to prove that despite what he may have said in a drunken state— • He did not sleep with Phainon Khaslana, whoever that is. • Phainon Khaslana is not as … well-endowed as Mydei had decided to exaggerate while under the influence. • Phainon Khaslana does not have erectile dysfunction.

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