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“Number one rule of working here, don’t let Tim scare you,” James says in an undertone. Roy genuinely can’t tell if he’s joking, but before he can ask, James ushers him behind the bar and vanishes without a trace. Roy attempts a charming grin and extends a hand. “Roy Harper. Nice to meet you.” Tim tosses his head back in a sharp, practiced motion to flick his red-streaked bangs out of his eyes, and then he gives Roy one of the most disparaging looks he’s ever had the displeasure of receiving. It conjures images of shark fins cutting through the water and sends a chill down his spine. “Jesus Christ,” Roy says, half-impressed. “Ooh, you must be the fresh meat,” says a perky voice, as a girl with a long, bouncy purple ponytail emerges from the back with a box of to-go cups. “Hi! I’m Kate, nice to meet you.” Before they can get any further, a customer walks through the door. Tim immediately shapeshifts, putting on a bright, happy smile that would even fool Roy if he didn’t look too closely. “Welcome to the Hawk’s Nest,” he says warmly. “What can I get for you?”

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