Fics like desperate times (slutty measures)

"Dad." Chris looks up. "Dad, please tell me this isn't actually you. Please tell me you have a secret twin or something." Eddie frowns. "What isn't me?" "This." Chris shoves his phone across the table, nearly knocking over Eddie's water glass in the process. Eddie catches it before it can slide into his plate and looks at the screen. It's TikTok, which Eddie barely understands despite Chris's many patient attempts to explain it to him. There's a video playing on loop and the quality is terrible but Eddie recognizes his kitchen immediately. Those floor-to-ceiling windows he'd been so excited about when he first saw the apartment. The window with the busted blinds he keeps meaning to replace. His couch. That’s definitely his couch. And yeah, okay, that's definitely him, shirtless, wearing the stupid cowboy hat that his buddy from his new firehouse gave him as a welcome-to-the-team gift. That’s him. Cooking dinner. In full view of his massive windows. For apparently the entire internet to see. "Oh my god," Eddie says faintly. Or, A crash course in accidental thirst traps and the soulmates they attract.

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