Fics like (almost) murdered before breakfast

Naruto wakes up to Sasuke sitting on his stomach, a kunai pointed inches away from his face. “Even though I’m really enjoying the view… what did I do this time?” Sasuke’s sharingan flares. He leans down, close enough that Naruto can feel his breath, and grits out, “You married the Hyūga girl.” Naruto blinks.

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