Fics like Ruby Said What?!

Have you ever wanted to know what ballroom dancing to Gatorade metaphors looks like? Or maybe watch Weiss try to teach Ruby how to use a sword but can’t stop saying wildly inappropriate things by accident? Or maybe you just like seeing Ruby casually say something horny in public while Weiss dies inside? Well, great news! For the low, low price of just a few brain cells, you too can witness these disasters unfold. This is an anthology collection of smaller crack ficlets I originally shared with friends on Discord and finally decided to set loose into the wild. Weiss disapproves. Ruby thinks it’s hilarious. Enjoy.

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