Fics like Dealer's Choice

But if Alex can bone this guy that apparently is larger-than-life compatible with him, he’s planning to do exactly that. It’s been too long since he’s had sex — okay, any kind of intimacy, really — and this back-and-forth he’s had with this complete and utter dickwad on Reddit isn’t helping. There’s literally nothing that gets him more riled up than a good argument, and as much as he hates Reddit user mostardently and their completely wrong opinion on Star Wars, he can’t deny the thrill that zips down his spine every time he gets called an insufferable prick by them. Or, an online feud throws a wrench into a seemingly perfect matchmaking event.

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