Fics like B'traxia's Hive King Mating Guide for the Recently Transformed!

The book's cover features a lavish illustration of an alien with a roughly 'centaur' configuration of limbs. It's got a set of massive spikes for front legs that look great for digging and cleaving people in two, and a pair of cat like, pawed digidigrades for back legs. The spine and joints are armor plated, while the soft belly is lined with octopus arms of wildly varying sizes. The alien is also proudly presenting his three MASSIVE PHALLUSES for the audience. Tim sputters and laughs, opening the book up and flipping through it lazily. The quality is ridiculously good overall. It's hand bound, full color, lavishly illustrated with diagrams and charts and cultural notes and- it's honestly hilariously Jason in nature now that he thinks about it. Like, of course, Jason with his snobby love of all things hand crafted would masturbate to niche fetish shit in a weird format full of way too much worldbuilding. It's probably bespoke too; Tim would lay good money that Jason commissioned the artist himself. Tim flips back to the first page and starts reading.

Fics like B'traxia's Hive King Mating Guide for the Recently Transformed!

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