Fics like How to Befriend an Idiot

The easiest way to talk to Clownpierce is when he's at work. Everywhere else he's either with Branzy or at home. Places she can’t or shouldn’t go. “Hey, hey!” She calls out, rushing up to him, at a brisk walk but not a run. Acting as if she’s panicked, but not trying to show it. “It's so good you see you!” Her voice is strained and joyful. He just turns towards her, looking confused and a bit dazed. When she gets close enough she grabs his arm and whispers to him under her breath, “Can you pretend to be my friend? Someone is following me” Or, the one in which Kaboodle is pretending to be Clownpierce's friend, and Clownpierce is happy to help

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