Fics like The Chungpire vs. Accidental Temporary Child Acquisition

A face peeks out from under the quilt then, and- what the fuck! Two eerily familiar dark eyes meet his. Since when did Zam have a kid?! The boy’s cheeks are rounded with lingering baby-fat, and his nose is rounder, and he’s missing one of his front teeth… But beyond that, he’s Zam’s spitting image — golden skin, angular features, dark eyes with long lashes, and a mop of curly hair. He’s even got Zam’s crown on, even though it’s way too big for him and hangs over one eye like an eyepatch. “Depends who’s asking,” comes the sharp, quiet reply. Zam’s kid has her snark, it seems. Or, Lifesteal Season 6 ends on Sunday. Two issues with that: Zam's going into it almost entirely alone - against a team of 6! - and Spoke wants to help her. As usual, Spoke's help involves ruining (almost) everyone's day, but Zam finally gets that nap, at least, so it works out.

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