Fics like Yes, Sir, I've Been Around

Maybe it's the intrigue — of the man, of the night, of the fact that Listers considering this at all. He eyes the shoes, the beige hem of pants sticking out the bottom of the coat, the way the guy stands like he's chained in front of a firing squad. The fake moustache that is absolutely going to fall off his face if it doesn't just slowly inch its way down to his neck like a live caterpillar first. Lister idly nods. "What's your name?" The man thinks for a moment. "Todhunter. Christopher Todhunter. Superior officer." Lister nods again, not believing it for one second. "Not cheap," He says, rocking slightly on his heels, "Half now, half later." OR, Lister gets mistaken for a mysterious man of the night and might just take someone up on it.

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